i need an iv and a liver transplant
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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