R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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