How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Please don't give away my fajitas
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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