I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
where are you?
Hypothermia
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
