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You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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