Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
