if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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