Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
