i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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