Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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