Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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