Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm too high and old for this...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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