it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
you had me at cake vodka
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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