I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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