if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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