school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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