You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
