wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Randomize
