Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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