Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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