At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
