we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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