So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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