Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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