but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
