Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I met the friendliest cop last night
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Your cock deserves a montage
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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