Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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