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(813): View more from Florida

One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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(619): View more from California

You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...

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(516): View more from New York

my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy

(734): View more from Michigan

Nevermind. Totally worth it.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.

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(951): View more from California

Hows your mom

(626): View more from California

Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid

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