Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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