i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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