I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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