Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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