it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
