I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I had to cum in my sink.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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