how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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