you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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