Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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