I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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