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In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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