So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I love having hate sex.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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