i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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