So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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