I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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