I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
worst night to have a conscience
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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