I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
How external is "for external use only"?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
