I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Please don't give away my fajitas
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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