Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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