is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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