who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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