Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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