Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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