Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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