did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
