ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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